Citações: Eric Cartman

"I used to think disabled people were here for my amusement."

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."

"Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."

"Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass."

"It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom."

"Think about it - it's the easiest, crappiest music in the world, right? If we just sing about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap."

"Well, Kyle, appreciate you being so open with me about this, but as we know, you have a warped perception of reality because you're jewish."

"Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard."

"Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!"

"Poor people tend to live in clusters."

"French people piss me off."

"Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage."


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